This week: We exclusively reveal what really happened in that LVG press conference; we discuss which ringtone the discerning football journalist should be sporting this year; and we ask can repeated injuries disrupt the mind of the modern footballer; Oh, and theres a mexican standoff as Sepp Blatter continues to pursue his Hollywood dream. #UnitedPassions #FIFA #StarWars #ForceAwakens #LVGStormsOut #MUFC #Ringtone #IBISSC #Mourinho #Hamper #Tarantino #ResevoirDogs #Goebbels #Propaganda #Hulk #ManCity #MCFC #Bony #Kompany #NurseryRhymes #LittleJackHorner On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Supplementary sound effects and music courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk This weeks episode survived a cup of tea and a £950 repair bill for a macbook and was finished after a 6 hour car journey and two bottles of Bulmers cider.