”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
Description
“Stormy At Birth”
Melanie’s at home with their son
So, where’s he gone?
Getting milk, food at the store?
No, he met a porn star instead
In a bed
Husband, father of the year
He whips out his mini-mushroom
Then saying, “I was in the pool”
Pretending he was cool
He was finished before they started
Saying “Sign this and tell no one”
Life changed after his baby’s birth
Storm alert
One-thirty K to shut her up
This could hurt his chances of…with
Who’s the b*tch?
Melanie or Melanoma?
He whips out his mini-mushroom
Then saying, “I was in the pool”
Pretending he was cool
He was finished before they started
Saying “Sign this and tell no one”
He whips out his mini-mushroom
Then saying, “I was in the pool”
Pretending he was cool
He was finished before they started
Oh, God, yes, he is so screwed
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