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”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)

”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)

Update: 2023-05-06
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“Donnie’s a Zero”


He thinks he is seeing green, but is in the red


Dealt a winning hand, but still having to fold, as he turned casinos into sh*t


Vodka and steaks rarely miss, yet he couldn’t make a dime


The world’s greatest businessman, only if all others died


 


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


 


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


 


A big rat on his head he bought at the Dollar Store


He’s got the physique of a Chris Farley of Chippendales, only much less agile


With the complexion of a Cheeto that’s been worn


Hands so small, they were rejected by a circus-porn


 


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


 


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


 


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero


 


Books


https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO


 


Twitter


https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki


 


Facebook


https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/


 


Blog


https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/


 


YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A

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”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)

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