“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
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“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’
You lost another suit – this one for lyin’
Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’
The odds of you outside a cell and workin’
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’
And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’
Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’
You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’
Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson
Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic
In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge
With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)
Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape
As you break ribs eating crackers
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
Salute middle fingers
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