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”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)

”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)

Update: 2023-05-06
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“He’s Jesus Nowhere”


Lesu anchiteze


Ese es quien es


“Trump Jesus was arrested by the Roman government”


(…yllaer ton tuB) …eH ma I dnA


 


They chant his name when he arrives


Give him all the money they don’t have


Thinking that will help them to survive


Though he doesn’t care that they’re alive


(Pay up!) For all his suits


(Pray now!) That he hears you


(Pay up!) So he can win


(Pray now!) The world will end


 


The guy thinks all the poor are weak


That they all smell like fruit and veggies


Loves no one but his stinky self


He even hates children and elves


 


The church goes in flames


When he decides to step in it


The Bible doesn’t say


Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior


 


He says what the deaf want to hear


“Race don’t exist; whites are superior”


He’ll brag he’s a self-made man, raking in billions by himself


Gone bankrupt six times; asked for daddy’s help


 


He breaks every Commandment daily


He’d f*ck his own family


Would steal from a children’s charity


He’d even say “Jesus Christ is me!”


 


The church goes in flames


When he decides to step in it


The Bible doesn’t say


Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior


 


“I am He”


But not really


“He is me”


If “he” is Judas


 


He rebels against what’s good and right


Boobs and dollars always cloud his mind


The “Rule” – the only thing not Golden


Do unto others as would Satan


 


The church goes in flames


When he decides to step in it


The Bible doesn’t say


Lard F*ckstick is the savior


 


‘Men!


 


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”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)

”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)

Craig Rozniecki