Hello and welcome back to Two Librans, a podcast hosted by the “least empathetic cartoonists of the last 20 years”. Today marks our 12th episode, and to celebrate wee-’re introducing an exciting new segment which you won’t want to piss miss! So grab a big beverage, hold it down with your #1 favorite podcast!

A GUITAR LINE WITH A “GREEK MOTIF”

Roman’s pick this week is Theme From Sparta F.C., a banger track from “The Real New Fall L.P. Formerly ‘Country on the Click’”, which is a surprisingly good album despite the horrendous title. Roman, the commensurate jock of the show, insisted we not only cover a song related to his favorite sport of “footie”. Get your fuckin’ bitch-ass ready for a testosterone-fueled bro down! WOOF WOOF!!

ALSO DISCUSSED

Mark E. Smith reads the weeks’ football results and it’s HILARIOUS!!!

Fred Durst Breaks Stuff for 9/11

Our favorite Nelly tracks

Bono doesn’t just suck at music

This band had this name in 1998 and that was considered okay. Oh wait, they’re still a band and haven’t changed their names.

Prince Vincent Gallo

The back cover of Roman’s next book

Now on YouTube too!

Attn: Gen Z! It’s time to revisit the classic eps with YouTube video content. You won’t see us, but you can probably have a great time vegging out to the trippy video loops.

PS.

Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks. Roman has put out two new Terrible Father adventures, on sleep and smell.

Tom’s busy working on a comic and redoing his website, but you can catch up on his Substack, which will eventually cover his agony getting back into comics

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