Just in time for spooky szn, one of the more disturbing Fall songs from an album with a kind of holiday skull. More importantly, we finally fulfill the astrological premise of our podcast, and talk for an unreasonable amount of time about a certain Bushwick bar, centered around the stars and their signs.

We go in deep, reading google reviews and missions statements, and, as usual, end up in the doghouse, discussing whether it’s cool or not to ruin your ex-wife’s songs. We also talk about “straight bars” where we feel safe, Roman’s amorous escapades, rejection vouchers, and many other things. Listen till the end for a bonus interview with the man Mark E.Smith and the woman Brix Smith themselves.

ALSO DISCUSSED

This fucking style

Get Your Birthday Song from Hermeto Pascoal

The Less “Doctored” Earlier Version

What do you think, listener, is it better? We think it is, and Mark was a bit of a knob to dismantle this song further for no good reason.

Normal Men Weigh In on Brix’s Contributions

Aaaawesome Book for Real Dudes of the Manosphere

The Classical

The Other Great Kr*utr*ck Album Art

PS.

Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks. Roman is halfway through his long depressing book, and in the next chapter the umbrella story from this episode might reappear in a slightly altered form.

Roman’s 15 minutes on Substack from back when Ghibli AI was relevant.

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