Are you feeling parched? Well, it’s time for another Two Librans episode, so open your cake holes and we’ll douse you from our content firehose!

Before we start to discuss The Fall, which is ostensibly the subject of this podcast, we start the episode with a new, short-lived and deeply problematic segment dubbed “The Dog House” (a.k.a. “the Meat is Back”) in which we wanted to go over the latest breakups in comics scene, for all the single minglers out there. We cut almost all of it, out of respect for our colleagues.

MEIN DYKHOFF

Once we get that out of our systems, we get to the real subject of today’s episode, a discussion of the classic track Lie Dream of a Casino Soul.

Adorned with classic Savage Pencil art, this non-album single slaps in every possible way, from the pling-plong keyboards to the lyrics, which are discussed to no end and no point on The Annotated Fall.

There’s a lot of bickering in the comments there until, on the seventy-ninth comment, someone posts the lyrics, written by Marc E. Smith himself, scanned for a Omega Auction of his estate:

So there you have it, he doesn’t say “So I think I’ll cut my dick off”, he says “I think I’ll cut my Dykhoff”, which makes zero sense.

NEW FACTS EMERGE

Oh, but does he? When putting together these notes months after the recordings, we came across another Omega auction with the lyrics to the song, with hand-written additions by Marc.

So this will remain a mystery until we use AI to resurrect Marc so we can ask him ourselves. Get on it, Zuckenberg!

ALSO DISCUSSED

The great Savage Pencil (who is still alive)

SavX’s badass artwork for Big Black’s (middling) Headache EP

… which replaced the original, truly reprehensible packaging conceived by the original edgelord, Steve Albini (do not look this up).

They’re just pumpkins.

It’s just a cheeseburger (squint).

Okay, Gooner.

How do you celebrate 3/11?

Chechnya in Cars 2

Marc Bell invented The Minions, period.

Jeffrey Lewis’s terrific Legend of the Fall

PS.

Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks. Roman has become public domain, apparently.

Also, his new book is up for preorder! Don’t miss his sombre side with this one.

And whoa! Tom finished his portfolio, fucking finally! Mostly professional animation work but also has some of his drawings and prints. And he’s working on a new comic, he swears!

http://tvd.design

He’s also going to start his blog again, he swears!

https://substack.com/@tomvandeusen

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