Lords:

• John


• Erica

Topics:

• Golden owl pre-post-mortem
  
  
  
  
  • https://goldenowlhunt.com/
  
  


• Twin update: one year later


• Notepad has support for alternative line endings now


• Goodnight Moon (And/or Goodnight Dune?)
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.firstcry.com/intelli/articles/goodnight-moon-nursery-rhyme/
  
  

Microtopics:

• The waiting list to get into the Topic Lords discord.


• What goes on the lords-only channel.


• The first rule of being a lord.


• It's the end of the show somewhere in the world.


• Frog Fractions Royalty.


• Topic Lords Con East.


• Choosing pairs of lords.


• What lords have been on the show least recently.


• Mystery with a B.


• Responsibility to the lords.


• ARG goings-on.


• Maze of Games.


• Rubber hose ARG solving


• Digging up the golden owl and replacing it with a duck.


• The minimum number of golden owls you are allowed to cast in France.


• The History of the Owl Stuff.


• Commemorating your love of the Golden Owl by purchasing this commemorative Golden Owl.


• The Mystery of the Golden Owl that nobody wanted solved.


• It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.


• Going and burying a duck


• Unburying the Duck and putting the Owl back.


• Looking through the Heart of France.


• Another cursed treasure hunt in the can.


• Ancient alternatives to zip files.


• Re-scoping your puzzle hunt on the fly.


• Telling twins apart using phrenology.


• Twin identification strategies.


• Let me see your flecks!


• Checking your placental mammals for belly buttons.


• Platypodes.


• Jock twin/nerd twin.


• Having children as a way to practice solving problems together.


• Who forgot to take a nap today? (Everyone on the show.)


• Flailing limbs kicking your bedmate all night.


• Rocking your kid to sleep and then depositing them in the crib like Indy swapping out the golden idol.


• How to teach babies to sleep.


• Wearing children until the children no longer tolerate it.


• A good selection of kid-friendly music.


• A guy with a soothing British voice saying interesting things for ten minutes.


• How much coffee to give a six year old right before bed.


• Waiting for your kid to realize that when it's 1am he doesn't have to ask you if he can watch TV.


• Just show me the byte order marker!


• Adding tabs to Notepad.


• Everyone agreeing to go back to WordStar.


• What software developers do once a program is finished and perfect.


• Loading CSV files into R.


• Accidentally updating Excel.


• The kind of person who is passionate about the latest cutting edge version of all software, who works in tech and is in charge of all update systems.


• Adobe Premiere updates that ruin your team's entire workflow.


• Why JWZ is no longer rich.


• Seeing all the trailing spaces at the end of the line.


• Jobs that require you to be able to distinguish between a tab character and the equivalent number of spaces.


• How Unity handles upgrades and versioning.


• The 75th anniversary of Goodnight Moon.


• Why the New York Times's list of most borrowed children's library books of all time doesn't contain Goodnight Moon.


• When Goodnight Moon says "Goodnight Nobody" and you immediately assume that the old lady died.


• The calming effect of going over an inventory of really nice soothing things.


• The Margaret Wise Brown ouevre.


• Goodnight Dune.


• Good night, shai-hulud bursting out of the dune.


• Good night, Bene Gesserit witch whispering "they tried and died."


• Too much of every character giving their internal monologue in italics.


• Virginia Facebook's extremely cheap antiques.


• Floating in the No-Room.

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