Lords:

• Tyriq


• Alex

Topics:

• Trying to superficially familiarize myself with every country


• The log burner fan
  
  
  
  
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• Drilling this chair for ancient water


• Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams, by Kenneth Koch
  
  
  
  
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• Boichik bagels


• Boxfish skeletons are wilder than seahorse skeletons

Microtopics:

• Saya Gray.


• Least-favorite UFO 50 games.


• Treating the city you live in as if you're a tourist.


• Going to obscure corners of parking lots.


• A way to have an adventure in real life.


• The tiny squishy seal that's no longer in your back pocket.


• Web sites that are nothing but quizzes.


• Trying to name every country.


• This Sporcle quiz's opinion about which disputed territories count as countries.


• Feeling more worldly after you memorize the names of every country.


• Learning katakana and then being annoyed when signs do katakana wrong.


• The curse of perfect-pitch.


• Corrupted Pitch.


• Tuning your whole band to the same out of tune guitar.


• Hearing sounds in your head but only the sounds you're also hearing with your ears.


• Statw.gov hosting PDF reports of the US government's opinion of every country.


• Dear diary, today I did a cool fishing trade with Norway.


• The Four Guineas.


• The Place Across the Woods.


• A giant CPU heat sink in gunmetal black sitting on top of your wood burning stove.


• Devices powered by ambient temperature differentials.


• The spinning thing on the roof that looks like a macaroon.


• Putting googly eyes on your turbine roof vents.


• Whether Stirling Engines are useful for anything other than a demonstration of the principles of the Stirling Engine.


• Fluids moving through spaces of different sizes.


• Injection molded hollow chunky boys.


• Extremely mundane time capsules.


• A Chair for Scientists.


• A giant plastic-encased garbage ravioli.


• Entire ecosystems that have existed without light for thousands of years.


• Your FEMA-approved disaster preparedness chair.


• Sorting all the water molecules on earth from newest to oldest.


• Artists' depictions of the Hadean Earth.


• The biggest wettest comet in the universe.


• Don Quixote, the sopping wet comet.


• Free sharps, only used once!


• Writing a piece for prepared guitar after your kid fills the guitar with crayons.


• Unprepared Pianos.


• Juicy cold March wind.


• A fair-use parody.


• AI analysis of poetry that completely misses the point.


• Editing Wikipedia to say that Lil Jon went to Harvard.


• List of Rivers in Togo.


• What a Specific Guy!


• Registering an account to vandalize Wikipedia every few months for years.


• Supermarket bagels.


• Boiling round bread in water with crustaceans from the Bronx.


• Making your own water to make coffee with.


• Where to get food-grade lye.


• Pastrami lox.


• Seahorse skeletons.


• Every Platonic Solid Has a Fish.


• Where babies breathe from.


• Fish without ribcages.


• Caltrops arranged into a fish.


• Using a pufferfish skeleton as a fidget toy.


• The pufferfish at the center of our solar system.


• The kind of decoration you see in a lobster joint.


• Tropes of the open ocean.


• The guy preventing you from being able to find search results for the Atari game Toobin'.


• The loudest drinks in the world.


• The Toobin' zone in LEGO Dimensions.


• Chucking whole unopened cans of beer from your inner tube.

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