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256. Donkey Kong Is A Tankie

256. Donkey Kong Is A Tankie

Update: 2024-09-16
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  • Writhen Hilt.

  • Writing a few sentences to achieve your goal.

  • Being extremely entertained by your drunken journal entries from a year ago.

  • Remembering the 140 years your son has been around.

  • Learningl from the dead.

  • How the archaeologists of the future are going to cope with social media, let alone the reams of LLM generated nonsense.

  • Detecting forged paintings via the radioactive isotopes that are only found in pigments manufactured after the detonation of the atomic bomb.

  • Low-background steel.

  • Scavenging steel from shipwrecks because you just can't make steel that good any more.

  • Pizza Pranks.

  • Packaging a USB stick as though it's a cassette tape.

  • Packaging your Dungeon Synth album on cassette in a Sega Genesis cartridge box.

  • Propsr Topics.

  • Calling your niece Billy Zane.

  • Naming your child Scooter. (Monotonously.)

  • Being unable to decide whether you're going to name your child Scooter or Squooter.

  • Some Wizard of Earrhsea ahit.

  • Holding power over your friends (magically, not legally)

  • Your name for a person carrying with it your relationship with that person.

  • Why they shipped a game called "Epic Mickey.*

  • Compaeing this year's top 50 baby names to the top 50 a century ago.

  • Mikse meeting Mikes.

  • The Bob Emergency.

  • One day there will be no more Bobs, and a door will close.

  • Continuing to refer to your nephew as a "little kid" even though he's 45 now.

  • Thinking you're getting more liberal but eventually realizing you're getting more apocalyptic.

  • Garbage-ass subreddits full of dis- and misinformation.

  • Battle Jackets vs. Jackets for Battle.

  • Pregnancy subreddits.

  • Checking out of gamer culture entirely.

  • Black metal communities dealing with white supremacists.

  • Can't we just have a place who love swords and wizards?

  • How to not run a Nazi bar.

  • Whether people get more liberal or more conservative as they age.

  • Stone cold hippies.

  • Explaining trans rights to your parents who are doing their best to understand.

  • Asking the AI-generated slush pile how to update your political beliefs.

  • Keeping younger people around who care about you enough to help you fix your shitty opinions.

  • Hungry for Jim topics.

  • Japanese cultural touchstones referenced in video games that just seem like nonsense to Americans.

  • Slavic folklore in the Witcher games.

  • Importing video games from more and more obscure countries because Japan is played out now.

  • Recognizing Greek heavy metal just from the riffs.

  • Vacuuming a couch and twenty one-dollar bills fly out of it.

  • Shagrat, you shag rats!

  • Rheumy weeping orbs that glare with hate.

  • Truly a poem of unknown provenance.

  • Shagrat doesn't deserve this!

  • We had some great topics today, y'all.

  • Mythcarver.

  • A discord for people who are due in the same month as you.

  • The Libras who won't let the dads in.

  • Circle time with other pregnant couples.

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256. Donkey Kong Is A Tankie

256. Donkey Kong Is A Tankie

Jim Stormdancer