Opportunity: Radical Proximity should be an immersive experience.
First off: this is not a cult, okay?
Look, if an Aerie of Randies is a little hot under the collar and wants to be stone soup with some other hard-working men, who are you to judge?
The good news is we're probably already available in your neighborhood, so just flag down the apologetic lady in the Shriner car, and she will be more than happy to top off your wing sauce and freshen up your straw.
Everybody ready? Are you ready?! Because…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Editor: Paul O’Mara
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