Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.

Isn't it finally time for fun Dads to get their dream vacation?

Just submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.

Please be sure to include any specific skills you'd like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

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One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube

Links:

• You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
• One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube
• The Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb — Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.
• John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum — He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood.
• Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns — Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?
• What does Club Med's "All-inclusive" package include? — (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)
• Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb — Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.
• Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more — When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems.