Dads take a lot of heat, and deservedly so: Life in a patriarchy means that much of this society is a direct reflection of generations of Dads - we have FOUNDING FATHERS for chrissakes - so everything, good and bad (and let's face it, the scales are tipping the wrong way) must be laid at our feet. 

And yet: We will do anything for our kids. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G. 

Especially if it involves driving a bulldozer into a gun store. 

Arnold! Rae Dawn Chong! The kid from Who's The Boss? Nick Fratelli from Cheers! Mark Lester directs this full plate of crazy with a side of bananas, 1985's COMMANDO.