True story: My Dad purchased a bunch of tvs from an electronics store. He was informed that he would receive a discount if he signed up for their in-house credit card. So he (of course) proceeded to do so under a fake name because everyone knows that LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO DADS.  When asked for his name for the card he said: "Bond. Fenimore Bond."

I think he still has the card, although the store has since gone out of business.

(Someone please check the statute of limitations re: fraud charges in Florida? Thanks.)

Please enjoy our deep Dad dive into the Swingin' 60s with our look at James Bond V.1 in Guy Hamilton's GOLDFINGER.