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Everything Is Awful Audiobook by Matt Bellassai

Everything Is Awful Audiobook by Matt Bellassai

Update: 2017-10-24
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Title: Everything Is Awful
Subtitle: And Other Observations
Author: Matt Bellassai
Narrator: Matt Bellassai
Format: Unabridged
Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
Language: English
Release date: 10-24-17
Publisher: Audible Studios
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 268 votes
Genres: Comedy, Memoirs

Publisher's Summary:
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian behind the web series Whine About It and To Be Honest comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities.
Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
This is Matt's book. Just to clarify, though, it is absolutely not a memoir; Matt is far too young to have done anything worth remembering (though he did win an actual People's Choice Award for his BuzzFeed web series, Whine About It, which is pretty good, if you ask his mother). This is also most certainly not a book of advice; he is too woefully ill-prepared for life to offer anything in the way of counsel (though that won't stop him from talking). Call this a collection of awful moments that led to his grumbling, blundering adulthood - a chronicle of little indignities that, when taken together, amount to a life of hilarious anguish.
With keen wit and plenty of self-deprecation, Matt reveals how hard it is to shed his past as the Midwest's biggest nerd, that one time a taquito nearly murdered him at his brother's surprise birthday party, and the time he came out to his friends and family (the closet was a bit messy). Matt also wrestles with the humiliations of adulthood, like giving up on love in New York City, living alone with no one to heat his microwave dinners, and combating the inner voice that tells him to say aloud all the things the rest of us are smart enough to keep to ourselves.
You probably don't need this book, but, let's be honest - you do. Since you're already here, you might as well pull up a chair, grab your glass(es) of wine, and enjoy.

Members Reviews:
Best Audio Book Ive heard ever.
Not only is Matts book superbly written, his performance is hilarious as he always is, heartfelt and insurmountably entertaining. I listened to it while preparing Thanksgiving dinner and laughed the entire time. I even had to rewind parts to laugh again. Seriously everyone needs to download this audiobook right now.

F-ing Hilarious!!
Some of the things I could really relate to. Which I dont know if it is good or bad... either way this man knows how to captivate an audience.

Love this book and love Matt
This book was everyting I wanted it to be, being a long time fan and turning so many people on to Matt , I am so proud of him and of how well this book was done. Wish him all the best! Looking forward to seeing him in Philly!

Full of fun
This book is funny, I enjoyed it and it was much like his wine about it segments, but way better!

Matt Bellassai, Will You Be My Bestie?
This book is absolutely hilarious with dozens of laugh out loud moments. Matt Bellassai is relatable story teller and I can't wait for his next book.
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