Final Destination: Bloodlines Review
Description
Climb aboard the cursed camp bus with The Movie Guy Bay Bay and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they swap stories from summers past and singing song that should absolutely summon a demon. But just when the vibe turns nostalgic, Death punches a hole in the bus roof and reminds everyone it still rides for free.
This bus ride unpacks the sixth (and possibly deadliest?) entry in the Final Destination saga, Final Destination: Bloodlines currently available on Digital and Physical media. From spine-rattling 4DX experiences to magnetic MRI murder machines and fate-flirting fools who think they can outwit Death, our deranged faculty dives face-first into premonitions, pressure points, and the poetry of personalized demise. They break down the good, the gory, and the gloriously grim—discussing the legacy of Tony Todd, the surprising emotional weight of this sequel, and how horror still makes us feel very alive by reminding us how close we are to not being.
Wanna hitch a ride to summer camp with us? Well, if you enroll and rate us 5 stars, we’ll let you snag a cozy bottom bunk—because let’s be honest, rookie... you haven’t earned top bunk privileges just yet.