In this fresh slab of cinematic dissection, the Night School Horror faculty sink their teeth into the new body horror romp TOGETHER starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie. We tear apart the film’s tangled relationships, questionable character arcs, and the way marketing promised us a buffet of gore but served a sad little appetizer. Expect a spirited autopsy on modern body horror, a peek at its cult-flavored mythology, and plenty of side-eye for scenes that landed with a thud. We also revel in the moments where horror and humor actually got along, debate whether it’s worth your precious eyeballs, and wrap things up with a delightfully unhelpful list of life (and movie) choices you should absolutely avoid.

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