Tourists fighting as gladiators in the Colosseum angers Romans. AI chatbot has a message for the humans, "Please die".

Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.

Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake insurance scam. Australians asked to track their farts for science.

Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.

Ban on women marrying after 25 and other weird Japan proposals. Police officer suspended after throwing away victim's skull.

Man declares himself Jesus and then beats up seven monks. Rage room bookings increase following Trump victory.

Wicked dolls mistakenly list adult film website on the box. Pope Francis keeps tweeting about the Saints NFL team accidentally.

North Korean troops get internet and can't stop touching themselves. 43 monkeys escaped a lab and I know where this leads.

Floridaman wanted sex on the beach, instead attacked with a hatchet. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse.

Hackers demand French company pay ransom of $125k in baguettes. New home owner finds skeleton of old homeowner dead 15 years.

Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.

Famous squirrel seized and killed by local government. Oregon has sexy bats that win beauty contents regularly.

Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or treat. Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade.

Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.

Fire chief apologizes after Halloween party with KKK costumes. Hindu priest claimed could fly, dies falling off a mountain.

Women in China get calls from government asking if they pregnant. Vatican has a new anime girl mascot.

Snoop Dogg has a cannabis referee so you don't get too high. Farmer hog-ties two trespassers and drives them to police.

Pizzeria serves marijuana laced pies by mistake. Thieves steal 22 tons of cheese and that's no gouda!

Floridaman pulls a machete on son for forgetting his birthday. Man tried to cut off and eat a guy's toes for concert tickets.

Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies on a plane because owner is a dummy.