The cops that helped Lazlo were super helpful; And no, he’ s not kissing ass. Stop shaming Lazlo for not having an emergency-contact. The guys discuss the ‘Cocaine Quarterback,’ and Lazlo sends anonymous letters to corporate saying SlimFast fingers him. If you bought a storage unit with 1.7 million fent pills from the cartel, would you keep it? Lazlo gives his sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss Natalie Greene faking a violent political attack, Ryan Wedding having a bounty of $15 million, a leaked recording showing Campbell's Soup VP cussing out their product (and, customers), a Jan 6th-er being arrested for child sexual abuse, new updates about Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!