Lazlos’ car accident cost 7 THOUSAND. What are the rock bands of all time? Lazlo and SlimFast have a TERRIBLE memory. Someone stole Lazlos’ car, ate Cheetos, and peed in it. What did Lazlo and SlimFasts’ apartments look like in their 20’s? Slim and Lazlo debate the ethics of beauty pageants. In Headlines, the guys talk about Trump signing the bill to release the Epstein Files, the new tech for stealing cars, Susan Powters going from $300 million to welfare checks, a mall Santa having a history of murdering his wife, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!