Lazlo tells a story of when he thought he had ALS, and thinks drinking water is like eating dry grits. The BEST omelet cook got kicked out of the army for being gay. You cannot be a victim if you have a huge penis. RIP Marshawn Kneeland. The guys talk about mental health, and take a caller. SlimFast talks about his volunteer work, which somehow turns into a herpes argument.. 5 years in jail, or your entire life in Russia? Lazlo places his sports bets, and wants Slim to SHUT UP! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Miami Heats’ Coaches’ house burning down, Trump plans on making Ozempic cheaper, Abby Z werner receiving $10 million, a pig that attacked a woman, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!