The boys kick things off by talking about their weekend plans. Lou and Dave are considering checking out the new Paul Thomas Anderson film, One Battle After Another. Meanwhile, Lou says his ear doctor appointment left him feeling a little too much like Elon Musk — and he’s not sure that’s a good thing.

Live & Local: The Putnam County Italian-American Club is working on a new tribute to honor immigrant miners who died in Southeast back in the 1800s. Ethan shares a wild story out of Brookfield, where police say a man set his mom’s car on fire and then took off.

Where Are the Least Friendly Cities in America? If you guessed Philly or Boston, you’d be wrong — and the actual list might surprise you.

Missed Headlines Round 1: The CEO of Live Nation thinks concert tickets should be more expensive. Former NFL running back Shaun Alexander just announced that he and his wife are expecting baby number 14. And 53-year-old Sacha Baron Cohen is now dating a 27-year-old OnlyFans model.

Live & Local: The New Milford Riverfest is officially back!

Love Languages Make a Comeback: Ethan forgot that “Love Languages” were even a thing, so Lou and Dave give him a refresher. Eventually, he remembers he’s “Acts of Service.” Eugene from Dover, NY shares his love language, and the show screeches to a halt.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Is country singer Zach Top faking his Southern accent? Some are calling it the biggest code switch of 2025. Also, LeBron James says the Seattle Seahawks tried to recruit him back in 2011. And a thief was caught stealing 91 manhole covers — yes, 91.

Live & Local: Shelton authorities are cracking down on drivers who illegally pass school buses. Thanks to AI, violators will now be caught automatically and ticketed.

Tear Talk: Lou asks Ethan what Mindy’s tears taste like. Ethan says he hydrates in the evenings by drinking Erica’s tears.

Bel Biv Devoe Drama: Ethan nearly loses his temper over Poison lyrics while Lou and Dave won’t stop quoting the songs. Friar Tuck feels left out and just wants to play along.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A woman used a wedding photo booth pic as her new LinkedIn profile photo. Another woman bought a billboard to help her find a date. And elder care facilities are now testing robot dogs as companions for seniors.

From the Archives: Enjoy a batch of classic retro interviews featuring Bret Michaels (Poison), Lisa Lampanelli (Queen of Mean), comedian Brian Regan, and Sandra Bernhard (Severance).