Ethan’s Concern: Ethan is worried about his recent weight loss, and one listener shares a bizarre dream involving Ethan, Lou, and Dave. Lou introduces a new warning system called the “Sandy Clam Alert.”

Live & Local: Derby is getting a new discount chain store, and Bass Pro Shops is now hiring in Connecticut.

Missed Headlines Round 1: Florida Sheriff Grady Judd details a bizarre case involving a prisoner caught "keestering" a thermos full of drugs. The Yankees have officially been eliminated from the playoffs by the Blue Jays. Gene Simmons was involved in a car crash.

Live & Local: The Ridgefield woman accused of poisoning her child’s father with antifreeze — nicknamed “Poison Ivy” — is due in court today.

NFL Tease & Tribute: Lou teases some major NFL news before playing a classic stand-up bit from I-95 Morning Show favorite, the late great Patrice O'Neal.

Interview with Emile Buzaid: Republican mayoral candidate Emile Buzaid joins the show to talk about his B.E.S.T. campaign slogan, his recent musical performance at Chuck’s Steakhouse, and which actor he’d choose to play him in a movie.

Interview with Roberto Alves: Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves stops by to discuss his campaign and share personal reflections on his recent battle with cancer. Lou jokes that Roberto’s campaign team moves like ninjas — always dropping off materials when no one’s looking. Roberto talks about the support he received from friends who shaved their heads in solidarity during his treatment.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Dolly Parton assures fans she’s not dead yet. The team questions the purpose of fine china — does anyone actually use it? They also explore a list of celebrities who are either great or terrible tippers. Mindy earns an honorary Sandy Clam Alert.

Plus: Vintage micro-interviews with Rob Schneider and Jim Florentine, along with classic bits from the vault including “Meat Face” and “Cannot Hold the Pee.”