Lou and Dave chat about Ethan's recent behavior. Something has “Big Zen” feeling less Zen than ever.

Live & Local: The Top 10 schools in Connecticut list has been released—and it's all chalk.

New reports suggest a New Milford bowling alley may be shutting down for good.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A guy stole the truck towing his car, then immediately crashed it into several parked vehicles. The Fat Bear Week winner has been revealed—it's a bear named Chunk, who has a broken jaw. One in five Americans say they've had sex at a music festival. GROSS.

Word on the street is that Mandy Rose heard we talked about her butt cheeks yesterday—and it made her smile. Rumors say she might call the show. The boys are hopeful.

Live & Local: The Connecticut Pizza Trail has been announced, and once again, Fairfield County got boxed out.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Keith Urban fans are dragging the country star for changing lyrics in a song he wrote about Nicole Kidman. A crypto crew tried to cover the Hollywood sign with a tarp for clout and were immediately arrested. Need a gift idea for grandma? How about Howard Johnson's Fried Clam Soup?

Republican mayoral candidate Emile Buzaid calls in to talk housing, infrastructure, and his favorite pizza spot in Hat City.

Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins for his regular weekly segment. He was threatened again—by the same JACKASS who did it a month ago. Alves disagrees with Buzaid on the mill rate but agrees that Michaelangelo's Pizza is top-notch.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A man caught going 124 mph said he was speeding because he had to poop. Chi-Chi's Mexican Restaurants are making a comeback! An actress melts down after realizing she was replaced by the "Hawk Tuah" girl.

Plus: Vintage micro-interviews with former WWE superstar Mandy Rose and Norman Lear (writer/producer of All in the Family). The guys also bring back classic bits like “Tom Cruise v. Ben Affleck” and “Fetal Pig Chain.”