The boys kick things off by discussing the disastrous loss by the New York Giants. The G-Men were up 26–8 against the Broncos with just seven minutes left in the 4th quarter—only to collapse and lose 33–32. It wasn’t just the Giants who embarrassed themselves on Sunday—Lou’s Raiders and Dave’s Jets also had rough outings.

Live & Local: Police in Westchester are on the hunt for teddy bear thieves. The suspects reportedly boated into Rye Playland and made off with over 200 teddy bears.

Lou’s patience is running thin with slow people: the guy behind the counter, the driver taking forever to make a right turn, and the folks dragging their feet at the youth football concession stand. HURRY UP!

Missed Headlines – Round 1: Is Shohei Othani the greatest baseball player of all time? At this point, there’s no doubt. A woman is going viral for admitting she wears rubber gloves every time she pumps gas—and honestly, her reasoning checks out. Space junk reportedly collided with a commercial plane over Utah.

Live & Local: Which state is more haunted—Connecticut or New York? A new study claims to know, but the boys aren’t buying it.
Lou and Dave revisit the Giants’ collapse: how do you blow a 28–6 lead with just over five minutes to go in the game?

Missed Headlines – Round 2: Torrential rain is bringing out toxic toads that are apparently sending Americans on unexpected psychedelic trips. Brandy abruptly left her concert mid-song—seemingly proving she was lip-syncing. Customers are suing a Swiss shoe company over how noisy their clothes are.

Jen the Zookeeper suggests Lou put Tic Tacs in Dave’s pocket to combat his stealthy "fat sneak attacks." Dude is like a ninja in wrestling shoes. Screen name “High in the Hills” offers the boys some unexpectedly solid drug science on DMT. His advice: if you're thinking of licking toxic toads, buckle up—it's a wild, short ride.

Live & Local: After reviewing all the highlights, Lou breaks down exactly how the Giants managed to blow such a massive lead to lose to the Broncos.

Missed Headlines – Round 3: One of the members of Journey is officially calling it quits. A Florida car thief returned a stolen vehicle after discovering a toddler in the back seat. "Finders keepers" doesn’t apply in Maine—you can’t legally keep the $7,000 you found on the street.

Plus: Classic clips from the archives, including “Crystal the Robot Roast – 2025” and “Son of a Cheeks.” You’ll also hear mini-interviews with Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad and Ed Roland of Collective Soul.