The boys break down a massive — and mostly disappointing — sports weekend for the Tri-State area. The Yankees are a disaster, the Jets are a dumpster fire, the Giants look weak, and everything seems to be melting down for local teams. However, there’s a silver lining as Danbury’s own Alex Pereira reclaimed the UFC Light Heavyweight title, filling the boys with a mix of pride and fear.

Live & Local: A Ridgefield woman is in trouble with the law after police say she attempted to poison someone.

Listener "Diddle Me Timbers": One listener gets sweet revenge on Lou following a Patriots win and a Raiders loss.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A Vermont teacher is accused of bringing cocaine to school. Taco Bell hosts a jogging-and-taco-eating event you probably didn’t know about. Rite Aid is shutting down.

Live & Local: More exciting Gilmore Girls news is stirring up New Milford.

Live & Local: Are New York and Connecticut prime territory for gold diggers? One of them ranks in the top five nationwide.

Listener Commentary: One listener has a brand new nickname for Ethan, should he ever consider becoming a sugar daddy.

Missed Headlines Round 2: “Lamp Theory” is trending — but does it actually explain relationship problems? What’s the latest on former Jets QB Mark Sanchez? And what happened to olive loaf? The meat sparked a fierce debate in the studio.

Live & Local: Labubu mania has officially hit Hat City, and things may never be the same again.

Missed Headlines Round 3: Lowe’s is now selling mini buckets that have gone viral on social media. A man from Colorado received a $20,000 parking ticket. Diddy has been sentenced to four years in prison.

Weather Rant: Lou is one of the only people not happy about the current weather.

Plus: The boys bring back classic bits from the vault including “Sharon Queefs,” “The Noisiest Prank Call Ever,” and “Aussie Panty Sniffer.” Also, don’t miss the funniest moment from last week’s interview with former MLB pitcher John Doherty (Tigers and Red Sox).