Welcome back to Wilko & Courts, where absolutely no topic is too weird, too wild, or too unhinged for this podcast — and today’s episode proves it. 🤣It all started when Wilko’s boyfriend came home from the gym with a “content idea”… and somehow we spiralled from fossils, future civilisations, and extinction events, straight into a debate about what archaeologists in 10,000 years will think if they dig up someone with a butt plug still in.From autopsy surprises, adult toys, relationships, weird medical stories, and the classic Aussie kids show “What’s In the Box?”, this episode goes from zero to chaotic in record time.We also talk:Why our partners think they’re creative geniusesHow fossils tell the story of our civilisationWhat doctors REALLY find during autopsiesThose remote-controlled adult toys (yes, even the app-controlled ones)How TV shows like Grey’s Anatomy secretly prepare us for this chaosWhy people put batteries and bottles where the sun doesn’t shineAnd the very real possibility future humans will worship… a butt plugIf you're new here, hit subscribe and join us for more unhinged chats, relationship chaos, and comedy commentary every week. 💕🧡 Thanks for hanging out!00:00 – Fossils, babies & weird thoughts at the gym00:25 – Welcome to Wilko & Courts!01:00 – Our partners and their “creative” content ideas02:20 – The fossilised butt plug theory03:40 – Future humans discovering our… objects04:45 – Butt plugs becoming holy relics?!06:20 – Autopsies and unexpected discoveries07:05 – Remote-controlled adult toys (yes, THOSE ones)08:30 – Who dies with a butt plug in anyway?09:10 – Extinction events & future archaeology10:00 – Grey’s Anatomy storylines we've definitely seen11:05 – Nurses reveal what’s REALLY found in people12:00 – “What’s In The Box?” — the perfect ER theme song13:20 – How did we get here? From gym chats to chaos