Lily Allen has officially entered her pettiest era and we are absolutely living for it. In today’s Wilko & Courts podcast episode, we unpack Lily’s West End Girl merch drop — including the now-iconic “absolutely not a butt plug” USB stick, the polka-dot vinyl, tennis-themed collectibles, and the ongoing drama with her ex, David Harbour.We also deep dive into the weirdest celebrity merch of all time, from One Direction’s duct tape to Elton John’s scented rocks to JLS condoms (???), plus a surprise tangent into Stranger Things, downloading music in 2025, incense mums, Wiggles Band-Aids, and Wilko’s secret doomsday entertainment bunker.If you love chaotic pop culture, unhinged celebrity gossip, and unserious opinions — this one is for you.💬 Comment below: Which celebrity merch item would YOU actually buy?🎧 Listen to the full podcast for more:Lily Allen’s West End Girl album momentsThe David Harbour breakup referencesStrange merch celebrities should never have releasedWhy we’re obsessed with the pettinessOur nostalgia spiral into YouTubers, band-aids, and incense00:00 – The Intro & Sweet Baby Angel chaos 00:31 – Why Lily Allen’s episode blew up 01:00 – Wilko suddenly “into” tennis 01:16 – Stranger Things feels different now… 02:25 – Forgetting every plot point ever 03:03 – Wilko’s full series rewatch ritual 03:39 – Celebrity breakup alerts (Courts is on notice) 04:19 – Lily Allen & David Harbour breakup recap 04:43 – The ‘Pussy Ballads’ moment 05:06 – Celebrity merch gets unhinged 05:32 – Lily Allen’s pettiest move yet 06:05 – One Direction duct tape (yes, really) 07:34 – Elton John’s scented rocks?? 09:00 – The incense mum era 10:16 – JLS condoms & questionable audiences 11:22 – Wiggles Bandaids & clubbing survival 12:05 – Straight men vs uncomfortable shoes 12:34 – Mary-Kate & Ashley toothpaste 13:03 – Lily Allen’s West End Girl vinyl drop 13:22 – The tennis merch bundle 13:55 – The USB “Absolutely Not a Butt Plug” 14:30 – Why fans WILL use it incorrectly 15:11 – Missed opportunity: Trojan condoms 16:09 – Wilko explains why he’d buy the USB 16:36 – Downloading music in 2025 is hell 17:20 – Tech support: Wilko’s curse 18:35 – Wilko’s doomsday media bunker 19:33 – Last of Us fantasy life & wine prep 20:20 – Planning the apocalypse commune 21:05 – Ending on kissing and butt plugs (obviously) #WilkoAndCourts #LilyAllen #WestEndGirl #CelebrityMerch #DavidHarbour #StrangerThings #PopCulturePodcast #PodcastClip #FunnyPodcast #UnhingedPodcast #WilkoRehashed #SweetBabyAngels