🤠🎙️ Greetings, fine folk of the Shatagee Woods and beyond, for Johqu Bogart proudly presents: “Evelyn Nesbit Thaw & the Cooteyville Master of Mimicry”—a special “Winds of W Mountain” edition that’ll curl your toes and tickle your funny bone all at once!

In this eerie extravaganza, your trusty narrator Roy Cootey—born ‘neath the pines of East Bellmont and forged in the chapel bellows of St. John’s by the Lake—unleashes uncanny vocal feats: the guttural croak of the Shatagee Woods Wendigo, the whispered prophecy of Evenly Nesbit Thaw’s restless spirit, and the gurgling confession of Chateaugay Lake itself, as if the very water grows sentient under a blood-moon’s glare. You’ll half-suspect the lake’s cryptids are gossiping with him through his lips! 👻

Woven ‘twixt these spectral yarns lies an electroacoustic tapestry—our own sonic sorcery—where crackling hearth-tones collide with the low moan of Adirondack winds. And lest your courage wane, take heart in our sponsor’s fine Brazen Serpent Wendigo Whiskey 🥃—aged in mist-shrouded barrels and guaranteed to fire the tongue of even the most timid tavern bard.

So hitch up your boots and steady your nerves: each episode delivers ghostly rumblings, gilded-age scandal, and cryptid capers in equal measure. Subscribe now, lest the next howl you hear at twilight be your own! 🐉🎧