🎧 There’s Something Living in the Woods That Shouldn’t Be...

🍂 It Started With a Boy Who Walked Too Far...

Some say curiosity killed the cat. 'Round here, we reckon it’s just as likely to drag the boy down to Rocky Brook, neck-deep in something best left undisturbed. Calvin wasn’t looking for trouble, no sir—but the woods... the woods were looking for him. A flash of motion, a smell like damp mushrooms and wet fur, and a glimpse of something that don’t fit in God’s taxonomy books.

👉 But what he saw… well, friend, you’ll have to press play to find out. Best do it before sundown.

🔥 When Gossip Turns Grim — The Congregation at Abner’s Store...

There’s places you go for answers—and places you go for speculation wrapped in pipe smoke and bad coffee. Abner’s Store leans heavily toward the latter. By the time Calvin showed up breathless, that place was packed tighter than a sardine tin with every bewhiskered philosopher and backwoods theologian within ten miles. You’ve never heard a more chaotic blend of doom, mockery, and utter dead seriousness.

💥 Want to know what passes for “truth” in Shatagee? You’d best listen in. It’s cheaper than therapy, and twice as disturbing.

🌲 Seen. Described. Denied. Repeated.

There are those who swear it’s real. There are those who swear at those who swear it’s real. But facts don’t seem inclined to intervene. A shambling mass of moss, fur, rot, and intent—whether you call it a cryptid, a forest spirit, or just “one more reason not to own property near Rocky Brook”—it’s out there. And it’s watching. 👀
🎙️ Spoiler: You won’t like how close it gets. But you will like this episode. Press play, sinner.

🫖 Oh, It Has Manners — Even Monsters Take Tea...

Yes, believe it or not, our local abomination isn’t always skulking about the woods. Sometimes it gussies up in borrowed hats and gaudy earrings and drifts, unbothered, into polite society. Seen—barely—at a perfectly respectable tea party at the Banner House. A social debut, one might say. ☕👒
⚓ If you’re thinking, “That can’t possibly be true,” well, welcome to the Shatagee Woods, friend. You must be new here.

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👉 “The Strange Specter of Rocky Brook: The Coolaw Road Fungus-Furred Ambusher” – Streaming now on Spotify.

A podcast for anyone who’s ever looked at the woods and thought: “Nope.” 🌲👣

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