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The Steamboat Dispatch presents: "Winds of W Mountain" – Episode 32: “No Slander in an Allowed Fool”

🧜‍♂️🪞Listener Advisory:
This episode contains high levels of interpretive Shakespeare, low-flying metaphorical duckboats, and unlicensed esoterica. Parental discretion is advised. Or at least parental side-eye.

🌫️ What do you get when you cross a bard, a barge, and a barely-legal pirate radio station broadcasting out of a haunted ice-fishing shanty?

You get this week’s Winds of W Mountain, where fools speak truth, sages spit sass, and the Chateaugay fog is THICC with unsolicited wisdom and cryptid interference.

This episode, we blow the lid off:

• 🗣️ Discreet Men Who Reprove (and Sometimes Bake)

• 🦑 The Unlicensed Therapist Who May Be a Lake Monster

• 🧠 Local Conspiracy or Just Carl Again with a Wet Blanket and a Lantern?

• 💅 17th-Century Quotes That Still Slap

📜**“There is no slander in an allowed fool...”**
Unless, of course, the fool in question has access to a podcast mic, a jug of maple-based hallucinogens, and an audience of six highly impressionable loons (actual birds).

💬 Featuring exclusive testimony from:

• Old Ironfoot, back from “vacation” with only three toes and a story about glowing minnows.

• Dr. Sinead Larkspur, the latte alchemist convinced the lake is humming showtunes from Andromeda.

• Nancy Bellows, who said absolutely none of this ever happened and would like her pie dish back, please.

🎧 You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll question your understanding of linear time.

🔊 Available now wherever eldritch fog permits transmission:Spotify | Apple Podcasts | That One Antenna on Route 374 That Only Works in the Rain

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🚤 Final pitch, sailor:
If you like your podcasts like you like your trout—smoked, strange, and possibly cursed—Winds of W Mountain is your new parasocial soulmate.

💀 Tune in now... before the lake tunes you out.