Sound Bites

• "Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?"
• "There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man."
• "I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a younger man."
• "Oh, they're gonna start carrying man."
• "Yeah, I shake till I cum."
• "Actually, actually this whole this whole week I've had great one of Greg's songs from Winston the musical stuck in my It's the underpants song gets really in my head, what would they say about my underpants?"
• "Oh, no, no mushroom soup like I like maybe mushrooms on a salad, but mushroom"
• "Yeah, I think my angel food would be I like pizza. That's a good one in french fries."
• "Perogies. You never have perogies. Why not? That's so sad."
• "Yeah, takes it up the ass."
• "The first thing you do is you figure out all the sex positions that you can come up with."
• "She had this like really long kind of corkscrew hair coming out of one of her nipples"
• "Do your friends influence your dating choices?"
• "Take your shots and find your rightful spot in the hierarchy of looks."
• "Dump them and keep looking for someone better."