Sound Bites

• "We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday."
• "It was terrifying."
• "We were one of the last areas to get power."
• "How could we survive?"
• "Normal prep, not like doomsday preppers."
• "It was not pleasant."
• "Nobody goes to the used record store"
• "I saved a life this weekend"
• "Three days, right?"
• "Mom jokes will always be funny."
• "Let's talk about dead people."
• "I'd like to bury my balls in your pocket."
• "I just wouldn't want like some uptight parent calling."
• "I definitely didn't want my kids to be like the kids who go to college and never fucking drank."
• "I would worry that I would be getting in trouble."
• "Who hasn't dropped a load on somebody's photo?"
• "Maybe she's got a big face."
• "Is that what we're doing?"