Sound Bites

• "Kids home."
• "It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home."
• "The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear about Jesus the whole time."
• "Did you get the drugs?"
• "You're all invited to the boat party"
• "Are you excited that this guy Joe wants to come?"
• "Weed sperm."
• "Yeah, she used to stick up the whole condo making can of butter."
• "He gets worried when I say a nice, sincere thing."
• "I apologize, goose. I apologize."
• "I would feel, that would just feel kind of creepy."
• "OMG, I know your mom."
• "Halle Berry's gotta be 55, 58. That's pretty old, man. Holy shit."
• "Elizabeth Shue wasn't, she got more attractive as she got older, I think."
• "Joan Rivers made a joke once about women getting plastic surgery and every time their mouths getting bigger and bigger until finally they look like something you should be trying to toss a beanbag into."
• "Jillian Anderson is 56, right? And she's hot as fucking hell."
• "Oh my god, I'm looking at a picture of Elizabeth Hurley in a fucking bathing suit at age 55. She is fucking gorgeous."
• "Nicole Kidman."