Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.

Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.

School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.

Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.

Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store. kicked by a camel during Christmas performance inside Church.

Kids must wear helmets to play in the show at schools in Canada. Police don't find the free sidewalk marijuana for Christmas very jolly.

Sex toy shoplifter threatens man with leg of lamb then robs a public bus. Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a "dependent".

Viagra for women finally hits the shelves. Denny's launches maple syrup filled sneakers.

Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?

Drunk riding a bike? Lose your driving license in Japan. Trade your goose for store credit at Gamestop?

Taliban arrests men for dressing up like Peaky Blinders characters. Brazilian lioness receives a Uber Eats human meal at the zoo.

Canadian man arrested for assault with a snowblower. Have you tried the pumpkin seed rectal challenge?

Sperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.

Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.

Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.

Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.

HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.

When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.

Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.

Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.