STATUS CONDITIONS 2 (Remastered) - Diseases are allowed to have fun again
Description
Get ready to laugh as we break down the funniest ways status conditions wreck your DnD and Pathfinder characters! From being Charmed into helping the villain to running scared with Frightened or turning into a statue with Petrify—we’ve got it all. Tune in to this remastered episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast and find out why being Incapacitated is just an excuse for your party to make you the punchline.
Summary
Ever had your epic hero reduced to a gibbering mess because of a pesky status condition? Welcome to the wacky world of DnD and Pathfinder mishaps! In our uproarious roundup, we explore how your legendary warrior becomes a helpless bystander faster than you can say "natural one."
First up, Charmed—when your mighty barbarian thinks the dragon is just a scaly best friend who wants to borrow the kingdom's keys. Then there's Dominated, where you become the DM's puppet, attacking your own party while they scream, "Not again!"
Feeling brave? Not for long! Frightened turns your fearless paladin into a track star sprinting away from battle. Poison and disease make a cameo too, transforming your stout dwarf into a vomiting mess recalculating HP mid-barf.
Let's not forget Petrified—the ultimate freeze frame. You're now modern art, and your friends are debating whether to pawn you or use you as a coat rack. Finally, Incapacitated leaves you lying on the battlefield contemplating life choices while everyone else actually plays the game.
In short, status conditions are the universe's way of saying, "Don't take yourself too seriously." So next time you're turned into a potted plant, just roll with it—and hope someone has Greater Restoration handy!
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- Gloom Stalker Ranger Handbook
- How to Literally Play Dungeons and Dragons
- Oath of Conquest Paladin Handbook
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- RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes
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- DnD 5e
- Pathfinder 2e
- Pathfinder 1e
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Key Takeaways
Charmed Condition: It makes the target friendly, but doesn’t allow full control. In DnD 5e, once the charm wears off, NPCs often become hostile. Players need to be careful when using charm spells as they can backfire socially.
Dominate Person: This spell gives the caster full control over the target's actions. However, DMs are advised to use it sparingly against players to avoid removing their agency and reducing enjoyment.
Frightened Condition: Fear mechanics have evolved. In earlier DnD editions, fear could stack and become more severe. In 5e, it imposes disadvantage on attacks and ability checks, while in Pathfinder 2 (PF2), it introduces a numerical system (Frightened 1, 2, etc.) that decays each turn.
Poison and Disease: 3.x DnD made these effects more severe by causing ability score damage, making it difficult for players to track changes. In 5e, poisons primarily impose disadvantage, and diseases are less impactful, much to the hosts' disappointment. PF2 strikes a balance by introducing afflictions with less need for constant recalculations.
Incapacitated: This condition is particularly devastating in 5e, as it strips away most actions, leaving characters vulnerable. In PF2, mental actions like recalling knowledge can still be performed, even when paralyzed.
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