Season 1, Episode 79: Diapers For Primates and Strollers For Dogs
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I listen to these at 1.5X while I write the synopsis and it is surprisingly more listenable.
Karen writes in about being a Karen. Carla is not having it. If she has a catch phrase, it is "Bite my ass!". Arik doesn't like Adolfs or monkeys in diapers. This brings us to tiny dogs shitting in strollers. There are better POS promotions, folks.
Arik briefly hates old age because he is putting his glasses in his shoes, forgetting about them and wants to bring back record collections. Every senior should familiar themselves with the Bristol Scale because old people complaining is the pile of poop this whole show is about.
Poor Carla has given up trying to get us to stop talking about poop and embraces this episode like a safety bar in the wheelchair access stall. Enjoy.
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