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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1

Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1

Update: 2024-10-31
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Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2


(Transmission Initiated…)


Error 404.


Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy):



  • Comm Log Recap:
    System Reboot at 13:42 . Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Failed]



  • Crew Status:



    • Joeba Fett — Status: Incapacitated (Probable Cause: "Testing" alien beverages)

    • Ripley Scott — Status: Annoyed (Revised Status: Still Annoyed)



  • Ship Condition:



  • Minor damage to navigation console.



  • Strange smell originating from cargo bay.




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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1

Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1

Joeba Fett & Ripley Scott (The Slurred Kind LLC)