Stardate: 81042.6
Recording Status: “Unpredictable”

System Status:

• Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot]
• Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…

[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]

: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”
: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”
: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."

Highlights (if you can call them that):

• : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?”
• : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.”
• [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare.
• [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps.

System Notes:

• "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."