Kick back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the drunken banter between your two favorite space pirates as they spiral through the cosmos—off-script, off-course, and definitely over-served. 🛸🍻

File Designation: [UNF_HH_E06.ZR0CORRUPT]

Transmission Status: ✖️ Nonlinear | ✖️ Unverified | ⚠️ Under the influence

Stardate: ERROR://CLOCK.DRUNK

Log Source: ZERO_Unit_000::Terminal_AFTBAR

🧠 System Diagnostics Report:

• ​ 🟡 Memory Fragmentation: 84%
• ​ 🔴 Logic Core Leaking Carbonated Rum
• ​ 🔁 Music Loop: “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba (8,946 plays)
• ​ 🍕 Unauthorized delivery confirmed: 3 galactic calzones + 1 mystery lasagna
• ​ 📡 Translator Status: STUCK IN ‘DUDE BRO’ MODE
• ​ 🍺 Breathalyzer Port: MELTED

CODE MESSAGE

ZR0-041 Slur level exceeded Galactic Broadcasting Standards

80085 Unauthorized beverage detected in warp core

1. ​69 Vibe check failed. Rebooting in hammock mode.

🚫 DISCLAIMER:

This recording may contain traces of nonsense, space yeast, and chronologically unsound events. For entertainment purposes only. ZERO is not licensed to provide emotional support or bartending services (anymore).