**Stardate:** 81042.6

**Recording Status:** "Spilling Over"

**System Status:**

Zero-Frux attempted transcription… Result: **[ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Sanity]**

Notes corrupted due to **"severe beer flood and excessive nonsense levels."** Recovery efforts... **[FAILED]**

**[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]**

: "Ripley, if an AI passes out, does it dream of electric hangovers?"

: "Depends. Did it drink enough liquid RAM?"

: "Zero, initiate coherent speech mode..."

: **[COMMAND REJECTED: SYSTEM SLURRING AT 85%]**

**Highlights (if you can call them that):**

: "If a Xenomorph plays beer pong, does it count as acid damage?"

: "Why does Predator’s helmet have WiFi, but Zero-Frux still runs on dial-up?"

**[Random Tangent Detected]** – Discussion derails into whether beer foam is technically a **"tiny drunk cloud."**

**[Error Code 808: Infinite Loop]** – Zero attempts to define **"quantum chugging"** but crashes after attempting to divide by hops.

**System Notes:**

"Data compromised. Hosts continue to spout absurdity. Immediate intervention required… *but also kinda entertaining.*"