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Twas a Perv Christmas

Twas a Perv Christmas

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Twas a Perv Christmas.


Christmas eve with your favorite, kinky,
perverted family. (2 poems)


Based on a post by Sancho
Hardbottle
. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy
Stories
.







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Twas the night before Christmas,
and
all through the dwelling.


Not a creature was stirring,
'cept
my cock, which was swelling;


From walls hung portraits,
setting
the mood,


Above the mantel hung Grandma,
She posed fullly nude;


Down the hall, on her bed,
Coed stepsister did sit,


A vibrating dildo,
rubbed on her hard clit;


Stepmom in panties,
and I in the nude.


Had just readied our loins,
before getting screwed.


When from outside the window,
there arose such a cry,


My head darted up,
from stepmom’s wet thigh;


Jen's eyes got so wide,
as we both turned to see,


Just what sort of Christmas,
the visit might be;


The moonbeams bounced off,
the snow all so white,


I blinked as I tried to,
make sure of my sight,


What did I see,
that gave me such pause?


It was the round, jolly face,
of old Santa Clause!


Framed in the window,
red cheeks and a beard,


When in through the doorway,
Buxy Susan appeared;


I opened the window,
we pulled him within,


Jenny glanced at her daughter,
then said with a grin:


“Santa! We're busy,
You're spying,
You creep!


I’m riding my stepson,
and you try
to peep!


That’s awfully spotty,
for man such
as you!


I wonder what
naughty,
kinky perversions you do!


Now please come
on in,
and join the fun,


We’ll be on
the nice list,
when finally done!”


Quick as the devil,
Jen's down on her knees,


Tugging his Pants off,
as fast as she please,


The Sled Musher looked down,
his eyes wide with shock,


When out of his britches,
popped his massive cock,


She started to suck him,
with skills of a pro,


And Santa exclaimed,
“Sue, Your Mom's a Ho!”


My stepsister laughed,
as she fell to Jen’s side,


She opened her mouth,
took both ball's inside,


Her tongue lapped and writhed,
his scrotum with care,


As Jen bobbed on his shaft,
and came up for air,


She said, “I’ve taught her
well,
don’t you think St. Nick?


Watching her lick you,
gets my pussy all
slick.”


They sprung to their feet,
and got back in bed,


“Why don’t you fuck her,
while
Billy gives me head?”


Susan then beamed,
and she squealed with delight,


then spread her legs and cried,
“hurry
down my chimney tonight!”


And taking my cue,
I crawled to Jen’s bits,


my tongue, ran up through it,
from the crack to the slit,


Santa rushed forward,
his hard swollen tip,


And rubbed it on Susan's,
soft, shaven lips;


As he pushed it inside,
Susan’s ass gave a leap,


He was all the way in her,
rigid hard and balls deep;


Watching her daughter,
Jen gave a moan,


My tongue pushed down firmly,
her clit hard as a bone;


Susan writhed on the mattress,
her feet in the air,


While Santa Clause thrusted,
Jen gripped on my hair;


At once her back arched,
and her toes they did curl,


My sister shouted, “Don't stop! I'm Cumming!”
while I sucked
Jenny's Pearl;


Jen pushed my face up,
my chin wet with juice,


And she said, “My turn! Santa,
put
my twat to good use!”


Her lips stuck out,
from under her ass,


Santa slid out of Susan,
said, “Awe! There’s a good
lass!”


He went behind Jenny,
and in her he plowed,


His log hit her g-spot,
she cried out aloud;


Still horny myself,
”Stepsis, want some more?”


Got on her knees and said,
“Billy,
make me a whore!”


Sue knelt before Jenny,
I poked in her cunt,


Jen groaned as I panted,
and I heard Santa grunt;


He pulled on Jen's hair,
Mom’s face all a glow,


I pounded up, Susan’s,
tits bounced too and fro;


She cooed as I fucked her,
I smiled at her mother,


“Sue, you get along well,
with your stepBrother.”


We're all moving faster,
the bed rocked and squeaked,


There's magic in the air,
as we all reached our peak;


Then Jen started first,
a long, bellow scream,


Susan came next,
as I filled her with cream;


With eyes all a twinkle,
Saint Nick shot his load,


It was a Miracle,
Mom didn’t explode!


I pulled out of Sue,
Nick pulled out of Jen,


They fell to the sheets,
cunts full to the brim;


They both were in giggles,
together they squirmed,


then straddling each other,
they sucked out the sperm;


Sue looked up at Nick,
her eyes had a glint,


Licking her lips, said,
“Yum! tastes like mint.”


Nick stumbled backwards,
and pulled up his drawers,


His face was beat red,
sweat flowed from his pours;


He got to the Window,
about to slip out,


But paused and he turned,
and said with a shout:


You people are lovely,
That much I will say!


But tonight you're naughty,
since Harold's away!”





Based on a post by Sancho
Hardbottle
, for Lush Stories.



How The Inch Stole Xmas.


From The Fucks down in Fucksville.


Based on a post by Sancho
Hardbottle
. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy
Stories
.


Every Fuck down in Fucksville
liked Xmas a lot;


But the Inch, who lived just
north of Fucksville, did not!


The Inch hated Xmas! The
whole Xmas season!


Now, please don't ask why. No
one quite knows the reason.


It could be that his
testicles were hung up far too high.


It could be, perhaps, that
his bladder was shy.


But I think that the most
likely reason of all,


May have been that his cock
was two sizes too small.




But who cares why? The guy
was a schmuck,


He stood there on Xmas Eve,
hating the Fucks,


Staring down from his lair
with swollen, blue balls,


At the radiantly lit windows
below in their halls.


For he knew that every Fuck
down where he gazed,


Was busy now, having their
pubic hair shaved.


"And they're trying on
their nighties!" he snarled with a sneer,


"Tomorrow is Xmas! It's
practically here!"




Then he growled, with his
Inch fingers nervously drumming,


"I must
find some way to stop all those Fuckers from cumming!"


For tomorrow, he knew, all
the lusty studs and sluts,


Would wake nice and horny.
They'd all start to rut!


And then! Oh, the moans! Oh,
the moans!


Moans! Moans! Moans!


That's one thing he hated!
The moans!


Moans! Moans! Moans!




Then the Fucks, barely legal
and mature, would hump.


And they'd hump! And they'd
hump! And they'd hump!


Hump!
Hump!
Hump!


They would hump in their
pussies, and tight little rumps.


Which was something that put
the Inch down in the dumps!


And then
the thing that he hated most would begin!


Every Fuck down in
Fucksville, the fat and the thin,


Would lay close together,
with their vibrators humming.


They'd lay side-by-side. And
the Fucks would start cumming!


They'd cum! And they'd cum!
And they'd cum!


Cum! Cum! Cum!




And the more the Inch thought
of this Fuckville wide climax,


The more he thought, "I
must stop this whole thing in its tracks!"


"Why, for sixty-nine
years I've put up with it now!"


"I must
stop this Xmas from coming! But how?"


Then he got an idea! A nasty
idea!


The Inch got a wonderful,
nasty idea
!


"I know just what to
do!" The Inch laughed in his throat.


And he made a quick wide
brimmed hat and a coat.




And he chuckled, and clucked,
"I am such a devilish Imp!"


"With this coat and this
hat, I look just like a Pimp!"


"All I need is a
hooker." The Inch looked around.


But, since the Inch had no
Hos, there was none to be f

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