In the final episode of Season 1 of Super Scary Haunted Homeschool we reach...The Twilight of the Vampires! Join us at this terminal moment as vampires achieve their sexiest form and consciously uncouple from disease forever. Why are vampires suddenly sexy? Who is hottest: vampire or werewolf? Why was everyone wrong about Twilight? And prepare to declare your allegiance: Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Bestselling author, Grady Hendrix, continues his vain attempts to get you to buy his upcoming book, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls, and to sweeten the deal he's hired Chris LaMartina of The WNUF Halloween Special fame to produce the show, and forcibly drafted Mike Walls of Audio Esoterica to engineer the spooky sounds.