Lords:

• Xalavier


• Brianne

Topics:

• Why do movies about contract killers skip over the good part of negotiating in excruciating detail the contract and clauses present?


• Are fictional characters greater role models than real people?


• The new Zelda game talks too much and I'm okay with that


• Think of Others by Mahmoud Darwish
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.ayearofbeinghere.com/2014/11/mahmoud-darwish-think-of-others.html
  
  


• Should every person be forcibly drafted into a customer service job, like the military.


• The horrible things I would do in the Criterion Closet, if given an opportunity.
  
  
  
  
  • Jim's evidence for why The Pest is memorable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAB8dNMoXZ0
  
  

Microtopics:

• I Am Your Beast.


• Making 50 games in 7 years.


• A co-op Kaiju horror cooking game


• The Name of the Rose meets Godzilla meets Lethal Company.


• Power couples in games.


• Moviegoers who want to know about contract law.


• Search and replacing "murder" with "unalive" so that a contact killer can safely sue the client for breach of contact.


• Pedantic legal contact killer law every week.


• Lowering the bar so that we can all raise it later.


• Doctor Odyssey.


• Disheveled Detective.


• The Autistic Coded Detective.


• A ahow about autistic people written by neurotypical people.


• Making a weekly podcast and scoffing at the TV shows that can only manage 24 episodes a year.


• Asking google for the "podcast with the fewest episodes" and google just assuming you meant the podcast with the shortest running time.


• Sending children to the sharps dump. (Because the kid asked for it and the parent signed a waiver.)


• Desperately knocking on Google's door and beginning them to tell you where the furthest Denny's is.


• The Waluigi-owned Denny's in the Andromeda Galaxy.


• Role Models happening accidentally.


• Donald Duck becoming a sex pest after edgier writers take over.


• A form of self to aspire to.


• 300 Rorschach Guys in a discord server.


• An epic story that FromSoft will continue to plunder of its biggest plot elements for the next 30 years.


• A character that you relate to and then you realize that's bad.


• What do you do after you get what you want?


• Leading a horde of ninja at the dictates of an Eldritch god.


• Getting what you've been looking for and realizing that you're no longer the person who wanted that thing.


• Role-playing a princess who has to talk to a litany of insufferable people.


• Swinging your sword through grass to reveal rupees.


• Zelda's Got an Onus.


• Who you're thinking about as you pay your water bills.


• Those who are nursed by clouds.


• Shakespeare beeves.


• GettingTikTok Mad.


• The Death of Arthur.


• Impacting media literacy for generations because you want to make a sassy pun.


• Slipping into Belgian because you don't have enough mana to speak French.


• The red phone in every publicly traded franchise restaurant that connects the customer directly to a random shareholder.


• Working a Black Friday at a retail job and being awarded a purple heart.


• Working a Best Buy Geek Squad tour of service to earn your citizenship.


• The Criterion Closet.


• The level of stardom you need to attain in order to remove movies from the Criterion Collection.


• Supermarket Sweep.


• Asking someone who took one year of high school French what you call someone who owns a closet.


• I would not be normal and they would not be safe.


• Landed noblemen who are super into Amontillado.


• Where to lock the insufferable friend who went to film school.


• How many Miami Vice episodes ended up in the Criterion Collection.


• The movie that you remember the least.


• Forgiving the insufferable film school attendees in your life because you can't think of a good punishment for them.

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