Big Promises, Small Deposits – Bonuses
Description
In this episode of How to Survive Your Boss, Kiana and Tara dive deep into the world of BONUSES — those elusive one-time payouts that can make (or break) your morale and finances. From performance and sign-on bonuses to holiday gifts and red flags, this episode covers it all. Kiana shares insights from her experience as both an employee and a boss, revealing truths most companies don’t tell you. Whether you're negotiating your first job offer or navigating end-of-year reviews, this episode is your go-to guide for making sense of bonus structures — and making sure you’re not leaving money on the table.
🔑 Key Takeaways:
💸 Not all bonuses are created equal — Learn the difference between performance, profit-sharing, sign-on, retention, spot, referral, and discretionary bonuses.
📉 Bonuses aren’t guaranteed — Even if it’s written in your offer letter, it’s often still “discretionary.”
📆 Timing is everything — You usually have to be employed at the time of payout to receive your bonus.
📋 Know the fine print — Watch out for vague language, ever-changing structures, unrealistic goals, and stock-based bonuses with long vesting periods.
🔍 Ask smart questions — Always clarify how bonuses are calculated, who decides them, when they’re paid, and what’s expected of you.
🚩 Red flags to avoid — From inconsistent bonus criteria to “pizza party” culture instead of real compensation, recognize the signs of poor leadership.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Introduction to Bonuses
00:55 Types of Bonuses
01:06 Performance and Profit Sharing Bonuses
02:53 Sign-On and Retention Bonuses
04:28 Spot and Holiday Bonuses
05:48 Referral and Discretionary Bonuses
07:39 Understanding Bonus Structures
09:43 Boss's Perspective on Bonuses
17:49 Common Misconceptions About Bonuses
25:40 Red Flags in Bonus Agreements
26:09 Understanding Vague Contract Language
26:59 Historical Payouts and Red Flags
28:08 Employment Status and Bonus Payouts
32:25 Discretionary Bonuses and Criteria
37:07 Company Performance-Based Bonuses
38:12 Transparency and Timelines
39:24 Equity and Stock-Based Bonuses
47:30 Changing Bonus Structures
48:46 Final Thoughts on Bonuses




