On Today’s Show:







On Today’s Show:









* Mead Skelton Wants The Asylum (But Not Really)



* Mead uploads (and quickly deletes) a video begging to be locked in a mental institution.







* Tim explains why you should always locally save meltdowns from your favorite lolcows.







* Mead rebrands into a “Xennial” and revisits his long line of “eccentric” relatives, including the uncle who stuffed cash in the walls and the almost-exploding inventor grandfather.











* Nuisance Streamer at the Gym: “I’m Just Here to Get Pussy, Man”



* A CrossFit prankster banned from the gym shows back up screaming about getting pussy in front of kids.







* Staff finally put hands on him after he keeps barging in and harassing members.







* Tim ponders if “I just wanna get pussy, man” is technically a valid gym membership reason and whether this all counts as justified assault or just 2025-style content farming.











* Amazon Driver vs. Neighborhood Fun Police



* An Amazon delivery driver gets confronted by the self-appointed HOA sheriff for “racing” down the street at 25 mph.







* He threatens to cost her the job she already hates; she responds by delivering a fast, prime-eligible punch to the face.







* Tim sides with the driver, notes that Amazon tracks literally everything, and predicts she’ll somehow still be the one in trouble.











* Fine Dining at Burger King: Pronouns & Rodeo Burgers



* An older “First Amendment lawyer” boomer has a meltdown because the drive-thru worker, Lily, dares to correct her pronouns.







* She insists she’ll “call you what I see” while referring to herself as a longtime patron of Burger King like it’s a Michelin-star restaurant.







* The owner tries (and mostly fails) to stand up for the employee as Tim imagines the woman’s empty, rage-fueled life between coupon complaints.











* News Time: The Psychic Who Saw Billions (For Herself)



* Australian cops bust a self-proclaimed feng shui master / fortune teller and her assistant for an insanely elaborate fraud and money laundering ring.







* Vulnerable clients were told to take out huge loans because a billionaire was in their future – spoiler: it was the psychic.







* Tens of millions in loans, ghost cars, frozen assets, gold bars, casino chips, and one greedy mystic who seriously overdid it.











* Hitler’s Junk: Science We Didn’t Ask For



* A new British documentary claims Hitler’s DNA suggests Kallman syndrome, which can cause low testosterone and an undescended or missing testicle.







* Tim wonders how many Hitler docs we really need and if we’ve crossed into full-on historical body-shaming.







* Polygenic scores, mental illness speculation, and why “Hitler had one ball” may actually be medically accurate… and totally irrelevant to genocide.











* A Tribute to Level 80 Cat Lady



* Listener sponsor Christy dedicates today’s episode to Level 80 Cat Lady, remembering her kindness and Discord hand-holding.







* Tim revisits her obsession with Waluigi, including:



* Waluigi’s floating VR head singing “Hallelujah.”







* “Waluigi sings the hits” and the duet album Me Sing Now For You.







* A graphic drawing of Waluigi as a woman lifting her skirt to proudly expose cartoon pussy lips—great Sextastic Tuesday art,