Nobody remembers Krull.  Nobody's seen Krull, most likely.  What the hell IS Krull, anyway??  Well, it's an extremely underrated 1983 fantasy film that I've always loved to watch again and again, I suppose to make up for all the people who didn't bother to.  But you should!  It's got a telepathy-controlled throwing star!  How many ninjas can say that?  It's got Liam Neeson in a role he probably wishes he hadn't...taken.  It's got Slayers!!  No, not the band Slayer, but there's a cyclops here who's played by an actor who was in Hawk the Slayer...oh, that's another movie you didn't see.  Never mind, let's focus on this movie: Krull!  I bet you forgot already.  Give this movie a chance, I mean it.  It's pretty cheesy, but then so are most pizzas and who doesn't like pizza, y'know?  I managed to persuade my buddy Dave Chan to watch the DVD after 6 months of pleading and death threats.  I think he actually enjoyed it, and you'll hear all about it on this adventurous episode of Missing Real!