Contrary to legend, this movie is not about Metallica.  And the Metallica song is not about this movie, unless they stole the script, 'cuz the song came out first!  Now don't you believe all that horse pucky.  This here's a darn good western.  Take it from me, even if all I really know about westerns is they got Sam Elliott or Clint Eastwood in 'em.  Oh, and lotsa guns, horses and whores.  It must be a winning formula, as there are hundreds of movies in the genre.  I haven't got time for all that, so let's just pick a really famous one and talk about it with my sidekick Dave Chan.  It's one of his favorites, and quite appropriate because after all the junk I've dragged him into discussing on the podcast I'm the one who should be Unforgiven.  Saddle up, buckaroos!  Don't forget the moonshine.  You'll need it!