**     THE BORKING OF BRETT KAVANAUGH**

How Frightened Republicans Let Disgusting Democrats Get Away with the Nastiest Smear Campaign in History & How to Stop These Filthy Tactics

1. “Where there’s smoke there’s someone with a smoke-making machine.” In politics scandals and accusations don’t just happen. They happen because someone is making them happen.




2. No criticism of Democrats for this filthy, scurrilous character assassination. I won’t criticize Democrats for acting like Democrats for the same reason I don’t criticize snakes for being snakes.




3. My criticism is directed at Republicans for being spineless, timid, and stupid. None of this had to happen.




4. Prediction: After the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings we will know exactly what we know before the hearings about what happened in 1982: Nothing! [Note from producer: We now know that Jim definitely got this one right!]




5. People who want to believe Christine Blasey Ford will believe her. People who want to believe Kavanaugh will believe him.




6. Jim: “I don’t believe or disbelieve anyone. I don’t care what happened in 1982 between two drunken teenagers.”




7. What does what Brett Kavanaugh did or didn’t do 36 years ago when he was 17 have to do with the kind of Supreme Court Justice he will be today?




8. Only way to determine whether a crime has been committed is by a trial in a Court of Law. Does anyone think a politicized process in a Senate Committee divided between Democrats and Republicans is a fair and reliable way to figure out whether a crime was committed 36 years ago?




9. The Democrats want to take our jurisprudence back to where it was in the 1600’s during the Salem Witch Trials. If you’re accused of being a witch, you’re a witch. They want to eliminate all our Constitutional protections that shield us from false accusations, including the 6th amendment right to a fair and speedy trial by an impartial jury.




10. We don’t prosecute people for crimes that occurred 36 years ago!




11. When a juvenile commits a crime, his record is expunged when he becomes an adult. As a society we don’t want the mistakes teenagers make to haunt them the rest of their lives. Democrats used to believe in this principal until it became politically inconvenient.




12. Christine Ford reportedly didn’t remember this alleged incident until it was recovered as a “repressed memory” in therapy in 2012. Uh huh.




13. House Republicans are making a mistake in their tactics going after the anti-Trump conspiracy by Rod Rosenstein, Bruce Ohr, Peter Strozk, Lisa Paige, & James Comey. Instead of accusing these conspirators of minor offenses like treason and trying to stage a coup d’ etat against a duly elected President, they should accuse them of something serious like sexual misconduct.




14. Republicans have to start using the same dirty tricks as Democrats. Learn how to dig up bogus decades-old claims of sexual misconduct and mistreatment of women.




15. Why have Senate Republicans let the Democrats get away with these filthy smear tactics and character assassination? Because the Republicans are wusses. They’re afraid of feminists, of the “me too” movement, of the liberal media, of Democrats accusations that they are anti-women, and of their own shadows.

16, New rules for confirmation hearings should be adopted by the Senate:

• They will not consider the conduct of any nominee when he was a minor.

• They will not consider any allegations of misconduct unless a legal court record of the allegation was created prior to the time the nominee’s name was first mentioned.

1. Conservative politicians and pundits keep repeating that Christine Blasey Ford has a right to be heard. No she doesn’t! She has no right to be heard with unproveable accusations that have never been adjudicated in a court of law.




2. Jim says, “The White House called me to see whether, if Kavanaugh is defeated, I would consider being nominated to the Supreme Court. I said I’d love to. However when I was in first grade I used to grab girls out on the playground and kiss them, and I’m afraid Diane Feinstein would find out.”




3. From the tmi department, Jim confesses all the bad things he did when he was a kid.




4. If Republican Senators are too frightened to stand up and put an end to this politics by character assassination, we should do what the liberals do. How about a million people demonstrating, demanding an end to this crap. Enough Already!

Unselfishly dedicated to my own self-aggrandizement, this is Jim Greenfield.